When you find something soft, you knead it
When you’re hungry, the giant hairless cats bring you food
If you want, you can hunt those little buzzing flying things that get in from time to time
When you’re tired, anything can be a bed
When you want to play, anything can be a toy
When you want scratches, you get scratches
When you don’t want scratches, you give scratches
Licking your butt is socially acceptable
So is drinking out of a toilet
You can do pretty much whatever you want (except get on the dining table or kitchen counter)
Climbing up to high places is fun and cool…unless it happens to be the china cabinet
You get loving and cuddles when it’s cold
The giant hairless cat thinks it’s their idea to give you loving and cuddles when its cold
The giant hairless cats can be annoying, but they’re your favorite cats and you miss them when they leave and love them when they come back, even though they come back with different smells
AJ Mullican, Author 